I had a busy weekend planned, out tonight with my Nephew (Blue Oyster Bar I presumed, as he writes with a green pen) and then out again tomorrow evening with rest planned in between, which would have involved me drinking alcohol which frankly speaking I can handle! but I had a an abcess come up and as a result am on anti biotics and not allowed to drink!!! so anyone any ideas as to what I can get up to this weekend?

Proud to be an addick is now available from Charlton Athletic Club shop, and all proceeds go to Demelza House Childrens Hospice, this is a pic of Dan and I in the studio doing our bit, with us is Jon Mc's son David, was a good giggle and the song sounds great! So get out and buy it!!!

I have fallen victim to a Card scam, apparently last Saturday I went on a shopping spree in Central London! sounds great, love to have seen what I purchased, problem is I was in Denmark! so some bugger has got my card details and had some fun with my cash! spoke to the bank last night, and they have cancelled my card, and extended the overdraft and are promising to pay the money back, so thats ok... would love to get my hands on the thieving gits, it annoys me, I earn my money through hard working, and then some thieving arsehole who has probably never had a job comes along and steals it, because they cannot be bothered to work, and think the world owes them a living. Its high time these people were caught and put away, they are serial offenders and 3 strikes and your out would go a long way to stopping this type of low life, and I dont care what the tree hugging human rights think, commit 3 crimes and thats your lot for a very long time, these bastards should get what they deserve.....

Went to a quiz night last night with some mates, its amazing the crap you store in your brain! although we thought that if we did not know the answer to a literature question JR Hartley was a good answer, we were hopeful that the question would come up who wrote the fly fishing book in the yellow pages ad, shame it never came up. We did not disgrace ourselves, well not on the quiz sheets, but our conversation topics become even more disgusting as the evening wore on, and we have discovered that one member would not take one for the team! most upsetting and a big let down for the New Romney Mountain Rescue Team.... we also would dearly love to see a DVD that was mentioned last night!

The New Romney Mountain Rescue Team will be assembling soon for their annual training trip, and I have it on good authority that they will be going 'home' for the weekend, a trip to New Romney is being planned which will include mountain rescue techniques, kart handling and beer swilling! I think we are going to give extreme ironing a miss this time round, been there done that on Cader Idris, so a new extreme sport is called for, any suggestions let me know!
AT the top is a couple of pics of the New Romney Mountain Rescue Team training hard, young Andy Bitch had mad himself a glass skirt out of smirnoff ice bottles!
Yours in strawberry jam

Well we have arrived home from out weekend in Denmark, the pic is of Aarhus where we stay, the canal runs through the centre of town, and in this pic you can see my favourite watering holes! a few cold ones and some nice food...perfect. We had an eventful weekend, we arrived at Aarhus airport early Friday morning to discover that Dans luggage had not, the suitcase arrived at midnight and was collected by a rather "tired and emotional" me, I had purchased a rather fine whisky in London and taken it out with me, unfortunately Anton and Stinne our hosts had thrown several bottles of fine red wine, brandy and whisky down my neck before we went and collected the case. Saturday was a bit of shopping in town and Saturday evening was a repeat of Friday night, only more wine, Brandy and huge amounts of whisky, I am told i crawled into bed at aroud 4 am! Sunday for some reason was very quiet, I cooked them a full english breakfast then retired to the sofa fpr several hours of eye resting! In the afternoon i tried out the Nintendo Wii which is awesome, spent 2 hours playing tennis against all comers and retired undefeated, more alcohol Sunday and a man flu at 6am this moring for the flight home, which ended with the scariest landing of my life!

Look at that handsome lad in the black, almost as good looking as his old man!!!

We are off to Denmark tomorrow, having to get up at 3am!!! so no posts until Monday night at the least.

Here's some advice for you:Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
the
things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't
finished;
and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of
Merlot, a bottle of Cardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a
pockage of Tim Toms , tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins,
the
res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates.

Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.
*Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece