FEMALE  INTERVIEWER:
So, General  Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they  visit your base?
GEN! ERAL  COSGR OVE:
We're going to  teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
FEMALE  INTERVIEWER: 
Shooting!  That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL  COSGROVE:
I don't see  why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle  range.
FEMALE  INTERVIEWER:
Don't you  admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching  children?
GENERAL  COSGROVE:
I don't see  how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even  touch a firearm.
FEMALE  INTERVIEWER:
But y ou're  equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL  COSGROVE: Well, Ma'am,  you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are  you?
The radio went  silent and the interview ended.
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