Well the 2nd Ashes Test started yesterday, Cook and Strauss got England off to a flier and dominated the poor Aussi bowling from the word go. Mitchell Johnson who came here with a big reputation could not bowl a hoop down a hill (cue Fred Trueman chuntering on) he was a shocker, apparently he is a confidence bowler, well his confidence is shot to pieces. At one stage England were 196-0 and finished the day at 364-6, Bopara, Pietersen, Collingwood, Prior or Flintoff had the opportunity to build a good score and put England firmly in the driving seat, but they all failed, and its left to Strauss and Stuart Broad to try and get England over the 400 mark, when clearly 500+ was on the cards, what is it with our middle order? we needed just one of them to knuckle down and get a big score with Strauss, Bopara looks very nervous, and it just seems to show how awful the West Indies were, Pietersen did his level best to chuck his wicket away before tea. Someone needs to tell them we need to bat for two days on this wicket, and then we are totally in control. Hopefully Broad, Strauss and Swann will add a few more runs today.
Kiwi is ok after her break in, they got in at 4am stole her car keys and made off with the car, the Police came took prints and dont seem to be that confident in catching the buggers.

I see Alan Pardew has been appointed Southampton Manager, well thats them shagged! and I can only imagine the level of abuse that will be aimed at him when he brings the Saints to the Valley, the last time I heard the Charlton fans slaughter someone was when Darren Pitcher (then a Palace player) came back to do a half time draw, the level of abuse was stunning! Pardew will get all he deserves, the fat headed twat.

Off away this weekend with 50 Scouts, following a rather severe hair cut I appear to be almost bald....