27 January 2008

Coming to a radio near you!

Greetings one and all, if you live in Essex be afraid, I will be on the radio on Saturday afternoons very soon! I will be doing my usual sport and music show, and it is live streamed on the web, I am trying to wangle a late night Friday show as well so we can have some adult fun!!! I am thinking of doing Porn Idol again, I reckon Essex is the ideal place for a competition featuring members of the public faking orgasms!!!
I cannot say where just yet, but I understand the studio is in a shop window!!! So I am fully expecting bare arses being pressed against the windows..

The old knee is getting better thankfully and I do not think I am far off getting into the cricket nets. Frankly the lack of movement has been getting me down, it was seriously bad at one stage with Dr's advising me to not mover it any way, as a single Dad that is easier said then done. Dan has been great and making me a cup of tea in bed every day, he must be after something....

Exams went well, took a look at the questions and inwardly leapt for joy, as I am confident with the answers I gave, I am mildly annoyed our law tutor went over the top telling us to know this and that and study this legislation....for what?? one poxy piss easy law question, always said he was a twat..

Thinking of holidays in the summer, we are booked for a week with friends in France, which will feature a Tennis match with 10 euros for the winner!I am also told we have to pass 3 bars on the way back to the house after, and my host insists I sample some red wine in each, really looking forward to it as Dan will have his 2 best friends out there with him. After that I will have a break on my own, am thinking of Norway which for some strange reason appeals to me.... My best mate Simon has been over here from Oz since Xmas, and was good to see him, Dan has been very reluctant to ever fly to Oz for some reason, but Simon has had a word with the boy wonder and now he is as keen as I am to take the trip, so hopefully this time next year we will be in OZ on holiday!

Did you hear about the two goldfish in the tank, one said to the other, you drive I will man the guns.....

On that bombshell I will sign off.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Oooooh, adult fun ..... !