19 March 2010

Very strange journey home from work today, very strange indeed the 17.39 was visited by a bona fide nutter full blown loony, although to look at him he looked reasonable, aged late 20s smartly dressed, seemed quite normal, just this side of London Bridge his phone came out, and rather than stick some headphones on he played it loud so the whole carriage could hear it, just what you need after a day of deadlines! one of our more fearless carriage dwellers politely asked him to turn it down, which was his queue to reveal his less than friendly nature, the poor fella who asked him to turn it down was treated with a tirade of abuse, and was threatened, when others in the carriage stuck up for our man, the nutter announced to all in the carriage that he would take al; of us on, now looking around there were some big fellas in that carriage and our nutter was asking for all sorts of trouble, it was only as we passed though Maze Hill we noticed what this violent and threatening man was actually listening to, Iron Maiden? The Killers? Marilyn Manson? no.....Brotherhood of Man, by now the carriage had twigged there may be a few sandwich's missing from this particular picnic, and the titters started, now I don't like tittering ( i dont like any coastal town) but this evening I was beginning to chuckle a tad, the chuckles from all and sundry burst into loud laughter when picnic fella started to sing along with Angelo every few lines he would spit out obscenities at anyone who looked at him, its a shame Woolwich Arsenal appeared, I was keen on finding out what was next on his playlist!

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