I think I may be getting old, the reason is Greenwich Council are holding some sort of event on the green at the back of my humble abode, which is fine with me, except they have some git playing music, now i like music but frankly the crap they are playing is doing my head in, Ricky bloody Martin has been blaring, and the DJ reminds me of a certain DJ on a recent radio station I was on, the twat has just played Bob the feckin Builder for gods sake..... I may resort to going out there and doing something illegal with the speaker wires, why have I had no warning of this? I was looking forward to a QUIET day at home......bastards