I do usually give to charity when sitting on a tube, as I am not 100% sure if they are genuine, today whilst traveling home on the District Line 3 ladies got on in fancy dress, one as Snow White, another as Andy Pandy, the third was in a french maids outfit, I did my usual and buried myself in my ipod until the french maid bent down right in front of me, gorgeous blonde, blue eyed lass a with a cleavage.....kerching, I emptied my pockets of cash into the Children in Need bucket, not that I am fickle you understand