Trains, Buses and Shank's Pony - My Journey to Work

Half and inch of snow and everything goes tits up! Due to the inability of Southeastern trains, it took me 4 hours to get to work this morning! I arrived at the platform at 7.15 am to discover the driver of the train out of his cab smoking a fag.... obviously a sign that the train was buggered. Stupidly I decided to get a bus....... i arrived at my desk at 11am to be greeted by my boss smiling because he travels 120 miles to work and was in well before me without any issues! Should have taken the bike....