Right in reply to a few remarks about the Mens Trainers shop... its not for women, its a haven for us poor men of a certain age, women would be banned, as we are looking to create a pressure free atmosphere where a man can take his time over purchasing quality trainers, with out the female of the species nagging on about how long we are taking and telling you to hurry up as there is a sale in Dorothy Perkins....and besides, women are more than amply catered for, Top Shop, Dorothy Perkins, Mothercare and The Pound Shop with there wonderful range of tupperware like items..... and whilst we are at it, the staff must be male, and anyone under 35 is banned form working their, unless they look like Meg Ryan or are drop dead gorgeous.
Hope thats sorted.