Well have a look at the video of Verka Serduchka! its on the bottom right. Man alive there is very little I can say about it, just watch and be amazed, now the worrying thing is thats its an Former Eastern Bloc entry and that lot are very quickly building up a reputation for keeping the twelve points to themselves, its utter drivel, but due to the voting patterns be afraid!!
Coming soon we will publish the full Eurovision Drinking Game, trust me when I say if you follow the rules you will end up utterly wasted clutching a bottle of Bombay Sapphire muttering about god knows what and be left with the most horrendous hangover of your life.
Yours in disbelief