So Kevin Pietersen is the new England captain, hmmm it worries me, I recall the effect the captaincy had on Ian Botham, and I worry that it may have the same effect on the new skipper, thats my only real reason to be honest, I heard countless twits on the radio saying he should not be Captain because he was not born here, what twaddle, his Mother is English, he has a UK Passport, if thats the case maybe he should not even be allowed to play for England, so take away his 158 at the Oval in 2005 and we would never have won the Ashes, I heard bugger all from them then...bunch of hapless xenophobic pillocks...
And there was me feeling less grumpy!